"Kitty kitty was so sweet

But now that point is moot

After she got hit by that car

Her new face was less cute."

"The Calamitous and Confounding Ends of Cat Baldwin" is a 8.5 x 11 volume containing dark poetry by Cat Baldwin and dismal illustrations by Emily Beeks. This book holds the enigmatic and often amusing tales of seven different creatures that have all meet the same fate... DEATH. Don't be mislead, however, this tome's purpose is not to glorify the potentially gory fate that we all must face, but rather to just give an unbiased description of fictional demise.

And remember for $5, death spares no one.
Send a little bit of calamity to you friends and family. For your convenience the dismal illustrations of Emily Beeks are available in postcard format. Eight dark and depressing illustrations printed on white cardstock await your order to go forth and spread your word unto the nation.

$4 for one set of eight.
For those who are not so technologically inclined:
checks or cash in the mail is an acceptable form of payment.
Click here for instructions.