Emergency Escape Device

EMERGENCY ESCAPE You should never have to accept feeling trapped. If you are in any situation, for any reason, that you don’t want to be in, you have every right to set the situation on fire. This is a tool of liberation. you should never be captive, be it by abduction, or just being stuck in a meeting where you have nothing to contribute, or if someone tries to have a conversation about something you don’t care about. If you start a fire I guarantee the conversation will end quickly. The meeting will be cancelled, the serial killer who has taken you will be caught when firetrucks roll up. Yes, you risk your own safety, and dying by fire is a bad way to go... but losing your autonomy is worse. The problems you’ll introduce into your life by not starting a fire will be worse than the problems you’ll introduce to your life by starting one.