Issue 18: Paltry Pamphlets

5_W x 5_H | 20 PAGES

A series of self-help brochures covering such high-brow topics as what to do when your baby dies*, how to figure out if you are ugly**, sure fire ways to stop being molested by your paternal grandfather***, and a guide to stopping the growth of creativity****. Originally published as a series Tri-Fold pamphlets, that were hidden around places in the neighborhood that had those free pamphlets stands in their waiting room. Read. Learn. Survive. Grow. Don't Give Up...The World Needs You...

* A very practical guide, I have not attempted these things, but I am 100% sure they would work. None of it is good, but it could be done if you had absolutely no morals whatsoever. 

**Long story... if anyone bothers to buy this I'll be glad to explain.

*** I met someone who had been molested as a child who said that this pamphlet was therapeutical to them. That was my greatest compliment. My family also had that kind of monster roaming around fucking up my family tree, so I understand and empathize directly from experience. So these tips and tricks might seem immoral or brash, but each one would get you out of the mess you're in. 

**** Written especially for this edition, not part of the original pamphlet distribution. It's an essay against the proliferation of art. Despite me not agreeing with this philosophy, I have to admit that doing these things would accomplish the goals intended, like it or not.